peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry
and wiping with it
that’s for eating my ramenRamen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch
(via hooklineandheatsinker)
oh
(Source: ghostlypariah, via zimiestef)
Okay wow. Im gonna be so pissed if the person on my zombie fighting team makes me go to the east coast for some chick
and Im sure his friend would be pissed too
this is like the 5th attack this month omg
we are all gonna die
Well, I guess, I mean, shoot, if you’re here…
Zoey, will you marry m—
Huh. Wonder what he’s so mad about.
hgklujugyui
(via heartstun)
THIS IS ALWYS THE BEST PICTURE EVER BECAUSE MY BIRD FLEW AWAY LIKE AT THE SAME EXACT TIME THIS PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN SO HES LIKE HALF IN THE PICTURE HES LIKE A GHJOST OH MY GHOD
(via actionjackel)
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