ilovejawas:

Okay, so if Smerchettes are female fans of Stephen Merchant, then what do you call male fans?

Should I just call myself a Smerchette too?

Well Vermouth calls himself a Smerchette but I think the other term for a male fan is a Smercher?

And there are different forms of Smerch fans, Don’t have the list with me right now;;;